Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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