i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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