Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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