Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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