Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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