when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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