you didnt know i had herpes?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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