i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.