I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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