i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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