She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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