if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Congratulations! We have a period
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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