you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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