honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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