I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
