you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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