I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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