I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize