her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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