We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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