Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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