I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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