think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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