Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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