Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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