these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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