So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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