Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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