He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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