I want to make a zoo with you.
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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes