I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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