got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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