My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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