You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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