I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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