like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I have already put on my inside pants.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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