marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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