Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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