distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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