is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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