Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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