Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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