HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
As shirtless as possible
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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