I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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