You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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