I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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