why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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