Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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