i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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