he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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