Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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