i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize