Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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